MammaJ 

A MammaJ is a badass bitch with swaqq. MammaJ's are the type of people that a very blunt and tell you what it is and what it ain't. A MammaJ will help you go shopping and will always be there when you need help. MammaJ's are always prepared with a shovel to bury a niqqa if they have to. I love me some MammaJ!

"Who broke yo heart gurll, cus my shovel be in the trunk and Imma find a niqqa"

MammaJ always dressed in the best fashion and knows all the hottest trends.

A MammaJ is something everyone deserves to have as a bestfriend for life AKA Ride or Die

MammaJ by MissParker1995 April 3, 2013

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Mackem Mammaries by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

mammalibal 

a mammal that eats other mammals

As a fish-fowler, I can watch cute little calves , lambs, and piglets without feeling like an evil mammalibal

mammalibal by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 31, 2018

Mammasphyxiation 

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.

Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

Mammasphyxiation by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014