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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protruberances 

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

mammarinal sex 

Titfucking. It's when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, rams his penis back and forth until climax.
Mammarinal sex can be combined with oral sex to perform a titfuck blowjob.
mammarinal sex by AJAW December 31, 2004

mammalian sighing reflex

This is an album made by Wilbur Soot, if you don't know him, here's a shortened definition in my words, Wilbur is a pretty British boy who's 6'6 and blew up a nation, anyway- this album is fucking cool as hell, if you like YCGMA, you'll like this, trust me, I'm one of the YCGMA fans and I like this,
Person A: Bro have you seen the new album Mammalian Sighing Reflex?
Person B: No? What are you talkin about

mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.
dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.
mammalian guilt by cloverjuice June 25, 2025