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Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Gamification 

A cynical practice by corporate douches where workers are supposedly motivated to work even harder on menial, pointless tasks by rewarding them with lame titles, meaningless rankings, coupons or a variety of other real-life trash loot.
The person who licks the most envelopes, today, will get a coffee mugs with your boss' picture. Isn't that awesome?! See? We're all about gamification.
Gamification by Manylaughs July 12, 2012

MAGAfication 

The propaganda process that turns decent, hardworking people into an ignorant mob.
MAGAfication is hypnosis, pure and simple, that enthralls naive Americans with weird power-screeds that makes hate palatable and seem all-American.
MAGAfication by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

Psycho-magnification 

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

mexification 

The turning of the United States into a third world country like Mexico. The continuing enrichment of the very rich at the expense of the middle and working class, causing the gap between rich and poor to become even greater, with upward social mobility becoming a myth. The growing realization that Washington serves only those who can afford to buy the whores.
With Obama bailing out the rich by piling an unbelievable debt on the nonrich he is continuing the Mexification that Bush started.
mexification by wjc October 14, 2009

mugification 

Utter annihilation, total defeat, obvious victory.
Whoah, that was some serious mugification!
mugification by Mugification November 5, 2003