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mumification 

When someone has being drinking to the point of intoxcation and passes out.Someone then masterbates on there face and then puts tissues on,so when they wake up the tissue is stuck on there face.
Hank busted a load on Rachels face when she passed out and was nice enough to leave tissue on her face for her "mumificaton" when she wakes up.

Hey man did you do the mumification on her?
mumification by Muff dive September 16, 2009
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Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated
Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.
muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

mexification 

The turning of the United States into a third world country like Mexico. The continuing enrichment of the very rich at the expense of the middle and working class, causing the gap between rich and poor to become even greater, with upward social mobility becoming a myth. The growing realization that Washington serves only those who can afford to buy the whores.
With Obama bailing out the rich by piling an unbelievable debt on the nonrich he is continuing the Mexification that Bush started.
mexification by wjc October 14, 2009

Cumification 

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit
Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises
Cumification by backjailey October 27, 2020

mugification 

Utter annihilation, total defeat, obvious victory.
Whoah, that was some serious mugification!
mugification by Mugification November 5, 2003

MTVification 

The lowering of an entire generation of IQs by offering a television offering that is the adult version of teletubbies. Woo! I'm showing my fake boobs! Woo! Now the boys will like me!
The Girls Gone Wild videos represent the further MTVification of American Culture
MTVification by snausages333 October 20, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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