Malzheimers
I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009
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Maldzheimer
Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.
It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.
Maldzheimer by Filamach December 25, 2019
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mallzheimers
The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008
Walzheimers
-couple walks into Walmart-
Girl: What did we come here for again?
Boy: I can't for the life of me remember, I seem to have walzheimers.
Girl: What did we come here for again?
Boy: I can't for the life of me remember, I seem to have walzheimers.
Walzheimers by Kay--ceee September 16, 2012
Manheimers
A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.
Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
Manheimers by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017
Manzheimer's Disease
A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
Manzheimer's Disease by runamok March 19, 2010
Parking lot alzheimers
When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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