Walzheimers

When you make a trip to Walmart, get inside and suddenly forget what you came for.

-couple walks into Walmart-

Girl: What did we come here for again?

Boy: I can't for the life of me remember, I seem to have walzheimers.

by Kay--ceee September 16, 2012

Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Calzheimers

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

by TheCalFan January 1, 2020

Password Alzheimers

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

by evil adam December 26, 2010

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016