mallsheimers
why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers
He's got Mallsheimers
mallsheimers by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014
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mallzheimers
The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008
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Malzheimers
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Ballsheimers
A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.
Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .
Ballsheimers by Bunnie M August 26, 2018
ballsheimers
bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.
ballsheimers by c0dii_ September 9, 2020
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