mallsheimers

when one parks their car at the mall and forgets where it is parked.

why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers

mallsheimers by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014

mallzheimers 

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

mallheimer's  

Walking around a shopping mall aimlessly, somewhat wondering if you need anything.

person#1: wait why did we go in this store
person#2: we must have mallheimer's or something

mallheimer's by lalklsdjljd January 16, 2009

Ballsheimers 

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.

Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .

Ballsheimers by Bunnie M August 26, 2018

ballsheimers 

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.

bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.

ballsheimers by c0dii_ September 9, 2020