mallzheimers 

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Maldzheimer 

Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.

It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.

Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.

Maldzheimer by Filamach December 25, 2019

Ballzheimers 

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

Ballzheimers by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Ballzheimers 

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

Ballzheimers by captmurk December 26, 2013

Ballzheimers 

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!

Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

ballzheimers 

A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.

"Ya bro, she left mad cuz I had a bad case of ballzheimers this morning."

ballzheimers by soundbite.69 September 26, 2013