The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008
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It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.
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Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
by bamf269 August 14, 2012
Get the Ballzheimers mug.The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
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Get the Ballzheimers mug.I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009
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