Calzheimers

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A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

Calzheimers by TheCalFan January 1, 2020

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Walzheimers

When you make a trip to Walmart, get inside and suddenly forget what you came for.

-couple walks into Walmart-

Girl: What did we come here for again?

Boy: I can't for the life of me remember, I seem to have walzheimers.

Walzheimers by Kay--ceee September 16, 2012

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Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

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Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010

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catheimers

When your cats forgets that you already fed them.

I fed you an hour ago. Do you have catheimers or something?

catheimers by jctoad December 29, 2005

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Crapzheimers

When you're reading on the shitter and can't remember if you did your business or not so you have to get up and check.

I was in the bathroom for 35 minutes because I got a case of Crapzheimers.

Crapzheimers by LadySpookums May 12, 2016

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Password Alzheimers

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

Password Alzheimers by evil adam December 26, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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