Calzheimers

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

by TheCalFan January 1, 2020

Walzheimers

When you make a trip to Walmart, get inside and suddenly forget what you came for.

-couple walks into Walmart-

Girl: What did we come here for again?

Boy: I can't for the life of me remember, I seem to have walzheimers.

by Kay--ceee September 16, 2012

Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010

catheimers

When your cats forgets that you already fed them.

I fed you an hour ago. Do you have catheimers or something?

by jctoad December 29, 2005

Crapzheimers

When you're reading on the shitter and can't remember if you did your business or not so you have to get up and check.

I was in the bathroom for 35 minutes because I got a case of Crapzheimers.

by LadySpookums May 12, 2016

Password Alzheimers

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

by evil adam December 26, 2010