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Manheimers

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.
Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017
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Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.
I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009
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Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
by runamok March 19, 2010
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