Maldra 

MMORPG slang term for emo. Most Maldras commonly deny they're emoness with remarks such as "?!" and "'Kay." Ignore this, they are emo.

Emoperson: WTF THAT ITEM WAS MINE
Guy: Dude, stop being a Maldra.
Maldra: ?!

Maldra by Lamar. January 28, 2008

Mandrama

The roller coaster of emotions that a man causes others to have. From excitement, happiness, joy, lust and love in one moment to anger, frustration and hatred the next. This cycle is often repeated numerous times. Mandrama is the worst thing about dating.

He text every morning for two weeks. You start thinking maybe you might like this guy a little. Next day, no text? Hmm I wonder if he's ok? I wonder if it's something I said? Maybe he met someone else. Maybe he just realized he didn't like me? Maybe he's just a jerk.

A few days later... texts start again.

I don't think I can handle the mandrama that goes along with dating.

Mandrama by CrazyGirlWonder December 24, 2016

Mandrama

The drama created by a man in a relation due to his erratic behavior, poor decision making skills, lying or cheating.

My best friends husband cheated on her. His girlfriend is pregnant. Divorce is imminent. Emotions explode. She is a wreck from all the mandrama.

Mandrama by CrazyGirlWonder December 24, 2016

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

Mallrats 

2 Definitions:

1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.

2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.

They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.

Mallrats by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004

malgrammarian 

mal'-gram-mayr'-eeyan... (n) - a person that habitually and ruthlessly slaughters the english language by ignoring basic principals of grammar, punctuation and spelling; including, but not limited to various media (text messages, written and oral communications), printed advertisements, posters, art, and yard sale signs. Much like alcoholism, the malgrammarian is addicted to poor grammar, and the habit can devastate his/her life, as well as their family's, friends' and co-workers.

Odds are that one out of every four people will encounter problems due to poor grammar in their workplace at sometime. Malgrammarians show patterns of poor concentration, missed deadlines, misinterpreted instructions, errors in judgement and lack of attention to details. Malgrammarians rationalize the problem by denial. They deny that grammar is a problem or that any of the problems in their lives are caused by poor grammar. In spite of all the harm it causes, the malgrammarian is unable to control their use of poor grammar.

malgrammarian by d smith May 17, 2006

Mandraulic 

A portmanteau of manual + hydraulic, which, despite the etymology, is a hybrid process where despite automation in all other parts one vital link is filled by a human action rather than machine.

Mandraulic: "Computer Application "A" produces a table of data, which is converted into a payment run to a vendor in Computer Application "B" once the Accounts Payable clerk has loaded that table into Computer Application B, rather than it being exported automatically from Computer Application A into Computer Application B.

Dave is the mandraulic piece of the process as he has to load the batch coming out of the enterprise resource planning system onto the payment platform.

Mandraulic by Outmarsat June 8, 2018