Mallrats 

2 Definitions:

1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.

2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.

They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.

Mallrats by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004

mallrats 

A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

mallrats by C the kike October 16, 2006

mallrats 

Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.

mallrats by Dead Hero April 2, 2003

Mallrats 

Kids between the ages of 13 to 17 that hang around canwest mall EVERYDAY, they beg people for smokes and weed all day and eventually go home, not for long tho cause they return back to the mall the next morning.

oh my god look at those fuckin mallrats... i come here to catch my bus and theyre always here.

Mallrats by nanananna April 28, 2007

mallrats 

the greatest Movie of all time

WOW what a great movie Mallrats is!

mallrats by Ugmo October 28, 2002

Mallrats 

Mallrats is the funniest movie ever made. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes kick ass. Snooch to tha nooch Bitches.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Mallrats last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, It sucked. I fucking hate Kevin Smith and all those gay movies."
Guy 1: (Shoots Guy 2 in the balls).

Mallrats by Camel toe Joe July 27, 2004

mallrats 

The best fucking movie ever made.

Anyone who doesn't like MallRats is a dip shit.

mallrats by The Female Joo July 3, 2003