To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.
Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...
1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
2 malebuddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.
Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling
The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!
Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!
the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves
1. noun - a person who studies the sacred art of madalion
2. noun - a type of martial arts, based on strategy(including strange mental concepts), AEEP (agility energy efficiency power), and superiority. It normally takes about 10 years to become a true madalion, usually referred to as "One True Madalion". Something called a thought cube is involved, I find it highly confusing and meaningless. Finding someone who is a madalion is extremely hard(for me atleast). In theory, it originated from a arabian man and a chineseman getting into a fight, then becoming freinds. This happened sometime between 400->3000 years ago, and none of the madalions I've met can agree. Sometimes madalion is thought of as a religion.
1. Robbie Banatoarou is one of the greatest Madalions in the world, I seriously doubt any normal person could fight him.
2. Robbie Banatoarou trained in the art of madalion for 14 years to become a "One True Madalion".
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.