maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

buttery meltation fetish 

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

buttery meltation fetish by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

madalion 

1. noun - a person who studies the sacred art of madalion

2. noun - a type of martial arts, based on strategy(including strange mental concepts), AEEP (agility energy efficiency power), and superiority. It normally takes about 10 years to become a true madalion, usually referred to as "One True Madalion". Something called a thought cube is involved, I find it highly confusing and meaningless. Finding someone who is a madalion is extremely hard(for me atleast). In theory, it originated from a arabian man and a chinese man getting into a fight, then becoming freinds. This happened sometime between 400->3000 years ago, and none of the madalions I've met can agree. Sometimes madalion is thought of as a religion.

1. Robbie Banatoarou is one of the greatest Madalions in the world, I seriously doubt any normal person could fight him.

2. Robbie Banatoarou trained in the art of madalion for 14 years to become a "One True Madalion".

madalion by Master Exon March 13, 2005

maldición 

A very basic and bland curse in many forms of Spanish, considered mild and not very offensive. Used from minor incidents to injuries or suprise.

Maldición! Nothing ever works right...
Whoa... Maldición... that was nuts!

maldición by Nixion October 25, 2006