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malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.
Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling
maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

buttery meltation fetish 

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves
'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

madalion 

1. noun - a person who studies the sacred art of madalion

2. noun - a type of martial arts, based on strategy(including strange mental concepts), AEEP (agility energy efficiency power), and superiority. It normally takes about 10 years to become a true madalion, usually referred to as "One True Madalion". Something called a thought cube is involved, I find it highly confusing and meaningless. Finding someone who is a madalion is extremely hard(for me atleast). In theory, it originated from a arabian man and a chinese man getting into a fight, then becoming freinds. This happened sometime between 400->3000 years ago, and none of the madalions I've met can agree. Sometimes madalion is thought of as a religion.
1. Robbie Banatoarou is one of the greatest Madalions in the world, I seriously doubt any normal person could fight him.

2. Robbie Banatoarou trained in the art of madalion for 14 years to become a "One True Madalion".
madalion by Master Exon March 13, 2005

maldición 

A very basic and bland curse in many forms of Spanish, considered mild and not very offensive. Used from minor incidents to injuries or suprise.
Maldición! Nothing ever works right...
Whoa... Maldición... that was nuts!
maldición by Nixion October 25, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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