Majaner
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"Yesterday, I took a nap at around 2 P.M., right after I had finished studying. Approximately one hour later, Janice slipped into my dorm and promptly delivered one of the sloppiest and loveliest mayaneros that I've ever had."
Mayanero by Eulogio Cervantes January 11, 2010
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mañanero
Majadero
A Spanish term used when addressing someone who's out of line and should be put in place. It could take on different meanings depending on the situation. A majadero could be stupid, arrogant, ignorant, etc.
MajandraVision
n.
1. The airing of a television show in a highly preempted fashion.
2. The overuse of "last time on {insert show here}" introductions in a television series.
Etymology: from "Majandra" (actress) + "-vision" (to see or perceive, esp. on TV).
Historical footnote: Majandra is short for Majandra Delfino, an actress known in part for her role as Maria on the TV series Roswell. During its final season on the WB television network (its second of three seasons in total), the series aired sporadically. To keep viewers from being totally lost, each episode for roughly the last half of the season began with a "catch up" segment narrated by Maria.
1. The airing of a television show in a highly preempted fashion.
2. The overuse of "last time on {insert show here}" introductions in a television series.
Etymology: from "Majandra" (actress) + "-vision" (to see or perceive, esp. on TV).
Historical footnote: Majandra is short for Majandra Delfino, an actress known in part for her role as Maria on the TV series Roswell. During its final season on the WB television network (its second of three seasons in total), the series aired sporadically. To keep viewers from being totally lost, each episode for roughly the last half of the season began with a "catch up" segment narrated by Maria.
The way KTVU preempts Stargate for sporting events, it's almost like they're showing it in MajandraVision.
MajandraVision by dgatwood July 25, 2008
Majandra
Majandra is a sensual, playful rapscallion who is loyal to the death. More often than not, she is suspiciously pale as if bathed in moonlight. Majandras have DSLs with a lanky body that is deceptively pillowy. Hooking up with Majandra is like falling into a black hole you'll want to move into. A Majandra will support your dreams, trust you with everything, give you her whole heart (and body) and fight for you till the bitter end. But careful not to cross her, she's just as destructive as she is amorous. Majandra will never profusely apologize or be intimidated into professing inauthentic expressions of regret. She'll shoot it to you straight no matter how much you put her feet to the fire. She’ll go down in flames in public for you, even if you’re wrong, then she’ll admonish you behind closed doors till you have the best sex of your life. Sportive, provocative and always down for an adventure, there's nothing a Majandra can't do, especially for those who have her heart. Don't' cross her though, for her prankster ways will be your undoing. Deceptively observant, a Majandra never misses the undertones and a Majandra never forgets.
"Pretty sure he'll succeed. He's super talented and is married to a Majandra."
"Don't expect her to show up. She’s down a rabbit hole. She’s been hooking up with a Majandra. "
"Don't expect her to show up. She’s down a rabbit hole. She’s been hooking up with a Majandra. "
haner mananer
haner mananer by Chris April 6, 2005