A mayanero is the act of a sleeping male being awakened from his slumber by oral sex from a female.
"Yesterday, I took a nap at around 2 P.M., right after I had finished studying. Approximately one hour later, Janice slipped into my dorm and promptly delivered one of the sloppiest and loveliest mayaneros that I've ever had."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.