Maidtress 

A maid and a waitress combined in one; Also can be referred to as “Wife”.

“ I sure wish this Maidtress would hurry up with my damn sandwich “ - Husband

Maidtress by AJD 3 April 7, 2021

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz 

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

Mattress Goldz by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012

Frat Mattress 

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

Frat Mattress by rusty bellige March 31, 2009