Definitions by Emma85

Tena dancing 

dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter

Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing

Tena dancing by Emma85 May 22, 2007

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

salsbac

Fat (BBW) middle-aged woman acting embarrasingly in public

That salsbac keeps flirting with those young lads

salsbac by Emma85 February 8, 2007

trampoline dogging 

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her

Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend

trampoline dogging by Emma85 February 8, 2007