4 definitions by Emma85

trampoline dogging

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her

Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend

by Emma85 February 7, 2007

Tena dancing

dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter

Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing

by Emma85 May 7, 2007

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 9, 2007

salsbac

Fat (BBW) middle-aged woman acting embarrasingly in public

That salsbac keeps flirting with those young lads

by Emma85 February 7, 2007