Maitress
Guy 1: "I can't believe we're getting servered by a maitress"
Guy 2: "no doubt...5% tip!"
Guy 1 & 2: "LOL"
Guy 2: "no doubt...5% tip!"
Guy 1 & 2: "LOL"
Maitress by GordonInTO November 20, 2009
Words you can keep
mattressizing
To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015
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mind over mattress
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.
mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015
widower's mattress
A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Mattress Goldz
An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
Mattress Goldz by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012
Frat Mattress
Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.
or
Whitney is such a frat mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.
or
Whitney is such a frat mattress.
Frat Mattress by rusty bellige March 31, 2009
Mattress Jousting
When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009
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