Mactress
I was out with my new girlfriend last night, and she kept bragging about how good she was in bed and what she was going to do to me. I found out later that she was a mactress!
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mattressizing
To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015
mind over mattress
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.
mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015
widower's mattress
A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Mattress Goldz
An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
Mattress Goldz by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012