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The act of burping while getting spanked. :]
Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.
Maggard by gackmaggard February 2, 2009
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Colin Maggard 

the greatest, most amazing guy in the world. he’s so smart and caring and sweet. he’s got beautiful eyes and is absolutely stunning. there’s no one better looking. he’s amazing at football, as well as anything else he’s involved in. once colin maggard is a part of your life, you never want to lose him, and you’ll do anything possible to keep him.
i am proud to say colin maggard is the best boyfriend in the world.
Colin Maggard by colinsgf September 16, 2020
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Colin Maggard 

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
(Mag-tard) A person who's a part of the MAGA movement who cannot differentiate between fact and fiction. They typically worship a Cheeto-headed former president who initiated a failed coup on the US Capital.
Julie: What's all that racket down there?

Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?

Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.
magtard by Socialistic Lesbian September 17, 2022

Magmard Dragoon 

See Irregular Hunter Dragoon.
Magmard Dragoon betrayed the 14th unit, sabotaged the Sky Lagoon, and fled to a volcano.
A Sales Representative known for falsifying information and manipulating customers into using their credit cards for purchases. Often a "Maggart" can be characterized by poor hygiene including greasy hair, inappropriate attire, and breath thats smells like rotten cheese.
Maggart was supposed to be here an hour ago, I need to talk to that beezy she put an order in on my account for 80 kits of bleach and used Doctors credit card!
Maggart by Snooky10 August 13, 2010
damn that hoe be a muggard.
muggard by MuggardHata April 27, 2003
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