Maggard
Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.
Maggard by gackmaggard February 2, 2009
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Colin Maggard
the greatest, most amazing guy in the world. he’s so smart and caring and sweet. he’s got beautiful eyes and is absolutely stunning. there’s no one better looking. he’s amazing at football, as well as anything else he’s involved in. once colin maggard is a part of your life, you never want to lose him, and you’ll do anything possible to keep him.
Colin Maggard by colinsgf September 16, 2020
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Colin Maggard
I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker
A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
Colin Maggard by Doggy Man Fvck May 6, 2019
magtard
(Mag-tard) A person who's a part of the MAGA movement who cannot differentiate between fact and fiction. They typically worship a Cheeto-headed former president who initiated a failed coup on the US Capital.
Julie: What's all that racket down there?
Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?
Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.
Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?
Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.
magtard by Socialistic Lesbian September 17, 2022
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Magmard Dragoon by Maverick Hunter Magmard Dragoon October 26, 2004
Maggart
A Sales Representative known for falsifying information and manipulating customers into using their credit cards for purchases. Often a "Maggart" can be characterized by poor hygiene including greasy hair, inappropriate attire, and breath thats smells like rotten cheese.
Maggart was supposed to be here an hour ago, I need to talk to that beezy she put an order in on my account for 80 kits of bleach and used Doctors credit card!
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muggard by MuggardHata April 27, 2003
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