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damn that hoe be a muggard.
muggard by MuggardHata April 27, 2003
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The act of burping while getting spanked. :]
Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.
Maggard by gackmaggard February 2, 2009
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Colin Maggard 

the greatest, most amazing guy in the world. he’s so smart and caring and sweet. he’s got beautiful eyes and is absolutely stunning. there’s no one better looking. he’s amazing at football, as well as anything else he’s involved in. once colin maggard is a part of your life, you never want to lose him, and you’ll do anything possible to keep him.
i am proud to say colin maggard is the best boyfriend in the world.
Colin Maggard by colinsgf September 16, 2020
the female sexual organ: eg: fadge.
rymes with "sugar"
"let me put some sugar in your muggar"
"that is one hairy muggar"
muggar by dude i surf May 25, 2007
A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."
Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"

Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"

Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"

Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"
Mugtard by India P. Ale August 3, 2007

Colin Maggard 

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!
from the biblical terms sloth or sluggard (a lazy person)

and the more modern term mugg (... of mugshot status)

a muggurd simply cannot stop laying around .be it a cott hammak bed or pool furniture . they simply must lay down.
friend:git up ,c'mon lets go,were already late. . (under breath) muggurd.

mug.:let me just rest five minuets.

hence muggurd
muggurd by jak izle jawz September 24, 2009
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