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(Mag-tard) A person who's a part of the MAGA movement who cannot differentiate between fact and fiction. They typically worship a Cheeto-headed former president who initiated a failed coup on the US Capital.
Julie: What's all that racket down there?

Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?

Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.
magtard by Socialistic Lesbian September 17, 2022
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Variant spelling of Magatard. Sheep who blindly believe anything Donald Trump says without facts or science to back it up. Even believe what he says when proven to be false.
The magtards clapped and cheered when Trump said he won the 2020 presidential election.
Magtard by Krom999 October 12, 2023
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A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016

Magatard 

Noun: Someone who supports Donald Trump, without any logical reason. (This does not include others that have reasons to back their statement)
“Trump is going to make America great again”

How?

“HE’S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

Right, Magatard, got it.
Magatard by Karmakaze August 16, 2018

Magatards 

Someone who denies the results of a fairly run election and refuses to accept reality.

Gas-Lighting hypocrites.
“Look at our current politics and trumps magatards”
Magatards by RęalTælk September 14, 2022
Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011

MAGAtard 

1. A person who blindly follows the spray tanned Authoritarian 45th President (also known as Dotard) by blatantly ignoring facts, medical experts, and reality in some cases.
2. A person who has been propagandized by Fox News beyond no return and will risk their own well being to prove they are wrong.
Do you remember During the Coronapocalypse of 2020 when all those MAGAtards protested their FrEeDuMbS and caught the plague ?
MAGAtard by Feelzwrecker April 21, 2020
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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