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Mayte is the most attractive girl in the group! She is hella pretty! Mayte will always be there when you need her most. She will never betray you. She is hella nice unless you get on her bad side. Mayte is a bad bitch!
Mayte is a beautiful woman
Mayte by yertikalupalo December 2, 2020

Machteld 

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!
Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!
Machteld by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013
Mayte is an awesome girly that makes you feel special inside and out. She is an amazing friend, as well as a hottie! ROAR. Not many people can pronounce her name, but the ones that can rock! She could be found in Miami, though she is not a Miami girl. Everyone wishes they were as cool as Mayte, but they know they will never live up to it.
DUDE 1: Did you see Mayte today? She looked HOT!
DUDE 2: Yeah! Too bad her boyfriends a Marine. You could be shanked.
Mayte by hehe haha August 22, 2009
mayte, you’re my favorite person thank you for being such an amazing person and friend
mayte by euphopia July 13, 2021
Russian name for master; (господин).
Referring to your man as a lord or master. Also, he is a gentleman who knows how to treat you well but knows when it is appropriate to grab your ass. He is a stubborn, confident and strong man. He likes to take the lead while letting you shine as his woman. He will tell you what to do when necessary. Mostly gets his way.
Him: "Baby, I want you in my bed. NOW."
Her: "Yes Mactep, how do you want me?"
mactep by saveme January 3, 2014

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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