Macatee 

a teacher who is suspected to be a rapist and a child mallestor!

here comes Macatee runn from himm!!!!!

Macatee by rawrr sup dawgg June 17, 2008

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

manatee 

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

manatee by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

Mamatees 

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.

Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!

Mamatees by boydilla June 5, 2009

Manatee joke 

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described

"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?

Manatee joke by Jlarge November 14, 2007

Land Manatee 

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

Land Manatee by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006

swimming with the manatees 

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

swimming with the manatees by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016