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Machteld 

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!
Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!
Machteld by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013
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mechteld 

A very smart and beautiful girl. She is usually blond, skinny and tall girl. You have to be friends with her, otherwise you have no life. She has a great friend named Sophie (loop up Sophie, she is also very fantastic, just like mechteld!).
Sophies and Mechtelds are very smart, and will go to a university in Tilburg. Anyone wants to join us? When you do, you wants to be friends with us, cause we're great!

As you read you will notice we have a very big ego. Can't blame us, we're awesome. Duh! Yesss it's trueee (Thats a song, look it up!)
With us, you alwayss have a good time! Especially when we are drunk, than we are the funniest people in the world! (If you want to see this, you have to go to the famous 3 gezusters in Nijmegen (Thats in Holland in case you don't know, which is very dum if you don't know it!)

Sophies and Mechtelds are also very broke. Always. So when you see them in 3 gezusters you have to give them a drink, or 10!
We are going to Lloret de Mar and our dream is to live on upper east side in MANHATTAN! We loveeee Gossip Girl! And we like to gossip, a lot!

Our teachters always hate us, we don't know why, because we're awesome. We always like the wrong guys, very wrong. Bad boys, stupid boys. Boys suck. But sadly enough we still love them ! <3 :'(
So trustfond babies go to the 3 gezusters in Nijmegen (Holland) and meet us! We're looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Now you know who we are!
Love, Mechteld & Sophie
S: Mechteld, lets go to the 3 gezusters and meet a trustfond baby!
M: Great idea, lets go!

In the 3 gezusters:

Trustfond babies: We wanne marry you, you guys are awesome!
M&S: Oke, but only if yuou give us a ring from Tiffany's & Co!
Trustfond babies: Ofcourse and we will live on upper east side!
M&S: Finally, we have been waiting for so long!

And they live happily ever after on the upper east side with a lot of beautiful shoes, clothing and bags!
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