Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

by mkt3000 January 27, 2010

Manstruating

When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.

Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.

by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008

manstruationing

when men act like bitches all month long

Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!

by Deecee February 25, 2015

Neverending menstruation syndrome

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.

-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.

by Rodkor July 10, 2012

Manstruating

When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.

John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.

by 4564315 June 9, 2011

manstruating

(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.

advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005