Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011
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Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
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Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008
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Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.
by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016
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My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008
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