monthlies 

n.
menstruation, to have one's period

...but when he knows I have my monthlies and I start to get cranky and bitchy with him...

monthlies by the curse July 24, 2008

edit monthlies 

an editing grp usually has a prompt/theme/character that the members will edit every month

these are then usually posted under the grp's monthly tag e.g #dragongrpmonthly

"if you consider joining our grp, remember edit monthlies are required!!"

edit monthlies by gheegle August 30, 2020

pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.

MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'

pulling monties by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009

monties 

"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)

"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."

monties by Casey Johns July 21, 2008

handsy mouthies 

The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.

"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"

handsy mouthies by KC34 May 12, 2016

mostliest 

more than most. shows more meaning than the word most

Boy: I love you
Girl: i love you more
Boy: I love you mostliest

mostliest by Philheartamber January 9, 2008

Monchies 

Episodios en los que los consumidores de marihuana ingieren grandes cantidades de alimentos dulces.

No lo interrumpas. Él está en sus monchies ahora...

Monchies by FK1907 June 13, 2015