Malestruation

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation

"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"

by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

Malestruation

It is the alternative to female menstruation but for men, or rather, male menstruation.

I had serious abdominal pains earlier today, I think my malestruation periods just started.
I have no idea why girls do not believe boys get periods, it is called malestruation, look it up!

by cbran_1 January 25, 2022

manstruationing

when men act like bitches all month long

Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!

by Deecee February 25, 2015

Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

by mkt3000 January 27, 2010

manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004

manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

by Fishballs December 16, 2008

manstruation

When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.

"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."

"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"

"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"

by Chekken February 7, 2010