Malestruation
Malestruation by Eric Myers January 22, 2008
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Malestruation
I had serious abdominal pains earlier today, I think my malestruation periods just started.
I have no idea why girls do not believe boys get periods, it is called malestruation, look it up!
I have no idea why girls do not believe boys get periods, it is called malestruation, look it up!
Malestruation by cbran_1 January 25, 2022
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manstruationing
manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015
Macstruation
Macstruation by mkt3000 January 27, 2010
manstruation
n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
manstruation by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004
manstruation
The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.
'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'
manstruation by Fishballs December 16, 2008
manstruation
When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.
"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."
"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"
"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"
"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"
"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"
manstruation by Chekken February 7, 2010
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