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Maskstapo 

The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.

Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...

Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.

Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021

Maskstapo 

Karens who go around yelling at others to put masks on, even though masks on the healthy do nothing to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Apparently, the NE Journal of Medicine “doesn’t understand science” as much as your next door neighbor, posting on Facebook. Stayed tuned to YTOM, as we will be discussing the Maskstapo and why this is all a bunch of nonsense virtue signaling. It
Maskstapo by Mike Del Sol July 30, 2020

mackstracted 

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.
At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.
mackstracted by beebix June 11, 2006

mackshausted 

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.
I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.
mackshausted by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010

macksauced 

When you cant handle your car and crash it

You can also use it as slang such as a mack
bro that n*gga just macksauced it

bro... did he just mack?

bro did you see that? he was cutting it up and macksauced it
macksauced by Sopu January 2, 2023

mockstar 

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.
"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"
mockstar by joey bryce June 20, 2005