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mackster 

A person who eccesively makes out with females/males while trying to move down on them with there hand.
Dude,i just pulled a mackster on this gina.
mackster by wild cris March 21, 2008
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Mackster 

An bumbling good for nothing idiot
Mackster should be exiled
Mackster by Getifruhdugf October 21, 2023

mackstracted 

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.
At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.
mackstracted by beebix June 11, 2006

Mickster 

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.
I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!
Mickster by stevieb750 April 9, 2013

Markster 

A super-awesome, sexually attractive, large- penised gangstuhh. (goes out with that sexahh bihh Kristin) Also see Awesome, Beastly.
Oh-em-gee! He's totally being a Markster!
Markster by Marksterrr February 23, 2009
Mac + Master = Macster.
A mac, being a person that is good with women (macin on chicks), and a master is the best at something, we get Macster.
This word can also describe a guru of the Apple computers (for nerds)
Ryan: "Dude, Jon is such a Macster, he's practically putting us all on cold streaks"
nerd: "I need help loading Safari... where's the Macster when you need him!!!?"
macster by p1mp1nx0r July 23, 2010

Macsterbating 

The act of materbating while playing xbox
Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.
Macsterbating by is online April 24, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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