Definitions by beebix

mackstracted 

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.

At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.

mackstracted by beebix June 11, 2006

stale fish 

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

stale fish by Beebix April 4, 2006

Nasal masturbation 

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

Nasal masturbation by Beebix March 25, 2006

Jizz tent

When u are having a wet dream and the penis is so erect that it props up the groin area of your pants, making a tent that is covered in jizz.

Last night i had a wet dream and my penis made a jizz tent

Jizz tent by Beebix March 4, 2006