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Mackey’s Razor 

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor 

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.
Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor

Mickey S. Samsel 

A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.
My friends uncle told me he had a Mickey S. Samsel last night. Had to take a time out.
Mickey S. Samsel by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021

The Mackey Special 

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.
Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
A fine malt liquor with the most kick ass of mascots. It'll getcha drunk and can be found in all fine 'hood beer stores, usually where predominately irish drunkards can also be found. Assorted varieties, can be found in 40's, deucers, and mickey's "pounders".
yo b-rad, run to the shell and get like 10 mickey's...we doin it real big tonight!!!!
Mickey's by J. Dough March 2, 2005
The finest malt liquor one can find in corner stores. Only true savs find themselves drinking this treat from the Irish gods.
Tonight, we drink Mickey's and we will get drunk.
Mickey's by Couch monster November 10, 2003
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