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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Related Words

Machandas 

Something that is good or great

Mostly used to describe things or people
I did Machandas in that test. or That outfit is Machandas.
Machandas by Mukundi.R November 24, 2020

machandi 

He may seem like an idiot at first. You are wrong, he is a moron. But beware of him as his future is bright. He is one who will become a billionaire in the unforeseen future and roam the hostel grounds in his said "Rolls Royals"
"Adangi iriyadaa" said machandi
"Ayooo ente kundiii" said machandi
machandi by User5491 July 14, 2022
A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea in which the best looking of Jewish teens from all over America are separated into us groups. The trip is filled with fun and dirty times and the kids are more wild, crazy, awesome and horny than anyone or anywhere else. See Tel Yehudah for descriptions of the participants.
Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!

I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
machon by tacclisgay June 28, 2011
comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.
ayy machan what u sayin?
machan by O'shara May 6, 2007
Lightning McQueen but he a thicccc
Damn girl you lookin like a machonk and a half right now.
Machonk by $70 drank October 14, 2021