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Whitey McHonkypants
Whitey McHonkypants by Igglebix October 16, 2005
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Machonk • machook • Macdonkadonk • machinko • machoke • machoking • machon • Machongers • machonis • Machonnaise
Machunk Rack
A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.
Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?
Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.
Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!
Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.
Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!
Machunk Rack by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010
Machunk
A rack in ruit. When there are four cups left you can ask for a normal or loose vagina. The loose vagina is a machunk.
Ruit player 1: Can I have a vagina rack
Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?
Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!
Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?
Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!
Machunk by Mrs. Terwilliger November 11, 2010
Macdonkadonk
Macdonkadonk by MissMixALot October 2, 2013
machon
A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea in which the best looking of Jewish teens from all over America are separated into us groups. The trip is filled with fun and dirty times and the kids are more wild, crazy, awesome and horny than anyone or anywhere else. See Tel Yehudah for descriptions of the participants.
Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!
I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
machon by tacclisgay June 28, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.