My Cum

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The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes

Monster Juice Addict: It is illegal for My Cum to leave my body, if i nut in some girl's mouth it burns a hole through her face in microseconds, but it tastes like monster juice

Girl : *salivating* come with me... for... science reasons

My Cum by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

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Dip it in my cum

Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen

Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!

Dip it in my cum by MilfhÜnter69 May 21, 2019

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the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

the kid is not my cum by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

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Suck My Cum

What you cant avoid when you suck cocks.

suck my cum and suck my cock

Suck My Cum by Impostor (sus) March 28, 2021

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Waste of (my) cum

There are two ways to use waste of cum.
1- In sub/dom relationships, you can call your sub partner a cum dumpster (a way to denigrate them). This frase is even worse. It can be interpreted that they aren't even worth being a cum dumpster. They are a "waste of cum". You can even add a "waste of my cum".
2- A way to refer to someone that is so worthless and useless that it's a waste that his/her/their father wasted their cum in making him/her/them.

"Come on love! Cum on my chest" "No, you bitch. You're a waste of (my) cum!

"You're such a fucking failure. You're a fucking waste of cum."

Waste of (my) cum by You are such a April 3, 2021

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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

swallow my cum by Zdybs December 2, 2023

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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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