METtard

An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.

They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.

Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.

The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.

METtard by ChazKnowzBest February 9, 2025

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Metcard

A transport ticket used in Melbourne, also used to make roaches for joints.

Oi bro, pass me a metcard so I can roll a roach.

Metcard by deathsquad9 June 21, 2007

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METtard • metard • meatard • Mentard • Metatard • meattard • Meltard • Metcard • metharded • mehtarded

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005

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Metatard

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017