Meltard
To the upmost extremities of stupidness, retardism, immatureness, random annoyingness and simply outright dumb.
Meltard by Someone lost November 22, 2006
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Meltard
An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.
Meltard by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019
Meptard
Rentally Metarded
Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
Miltard
One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.
miltard
A gansta term deriving from Australia, a compliment used to describe how thuggin someone is. Originally millard, the phrase has been changed by todays kids.
miltard by Luke Garrick September 4, 2008
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