2 definition by Tricky1979

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A hybrid of the word mutt and retard
Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?
by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019

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To sell your ass for cash.
Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.
by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017

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