Tricky1979's definitions

Biona

A friend called Fiona, who suffers from bad body odour.

Me: "Hi Biona, smelling fresh as always "
Fiona: "Shut Up dick, you know I hate that name!"
Me: "Well close your fucking legs then!"

by Tricky1979 October 31, 2023

Spuzz rod

Penis, dick, johnston, wang

Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.

by Tricky1979 February 22, 2024

Mullpig

Someone who doesn't like to share their cannabis with others and will proceed to hog the bong until all said mull has been smoked.

Bloke 1: I see you scored some mull
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Wouldn't mind a cone ..
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Can I trouble you for a small cone good sir?
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Bloke 3 always said you were a bit of a mullpig..
Bloke 3: Did I?
Bloke 1: Yes
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*

by Tricky1979 September 30, 2023

hock your hole

To sell your ass for cash.

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.

by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017

Mongoloidal

The act of being a mongoloid or committing a mongoloid act.

Guy 1: "Hey bro! How was your weekend?"

Guy 2: "Not much... I butt banged your sister while ass fingering your dad who was t-bagging your mom who was sucking the dog."
Guy 1: "You mongoloidal, retarded, piece of shit cunt fucken, ass licking, wank stain fuck!"

by Tricky1979 March 4, 2025

tittyboed

To be in an altered state.

Wanker 1: How'd that doob go braaaahh?
Wanker 2: Fucken great. I'm tittyboed.

by Tricky1979 March 29, 2023

Muttard

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard

Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?

by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019