Definitions by Tricky1979

Mongoloidal 

The act of being a mongoloid or committing a mongoloid act.

Guy 1: "Hey bro! How was your weekend?"

Guy 2: "Not much... I butt banged your sister while ass fingering your dad who was t-bagging your mom who was sucking the dog."
Guy 1: "You mongoloidal, retarded, piece of shit cunt fucken, ass licking, wank stain fuck!"

Mongoloidal by Tricky1979 March 4, 2025

Spuzz rod 

Penis, dick, johnston, wang

Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.

Spuzz rod by Tricky1979 February 22, 2024

Biona 

A friend called Fiona, who suffers from bad body odour.

Me: "Hi Biona, smelling fresh as always "
Fiona: "Shut Up dick, you know I hate that name!"
Me: "Well close your fucking legs then!"

Biona by Tricky1979 October 31, 2023

Mullpig

Someone who doesn't like to share their cannabis with others and will proceed to hog the bong until all said mull has been smoked.

Bloke 1: I see you scored some mull
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Wouldn't mind a cone ..
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Can I trouble you for a small cone good sir?
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*
Bloke 1: Bloke 3 always said you were a bit of a mullpig..
Bloke 3: Did I?
Bloke 1: Yes
Bloke 2: *insert bong sounds here*

Mullpig by Tricky1979 September 30, 2023

tittyboed

To be in an altered state.

Wanker 1: How'd that doob go braaaahh?
Wanker 2: Fucken great. I'm tittyboed.

tittyboed by Tricky1979 March 29, 2023

Muttard 

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard

Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?

Muttard by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019

hock your hole 

To sell your ass for cash.

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.

hock your hole by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017