Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

by urban9876 March 7, 2017

muptard

A muptard is someone who is a cross between a muppet and a retard.

I can't believe you just did that, you muptard!

by Lil Bee June 12, 2006

Miptard

Miptard is a retarded midget

David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop

by Detcare December 28, 2018

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Moptard

An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!

by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003