Metcard

A transport ticket used in Melbourne, also used to make roaches for joints.

Oi bro, pass me a metcard so I can roll a roach.

by deathsquad9 June 21, 2007

Metcard

A small, reasonably priced disposable card used in Melbourne, it is used as a conveinient ticket for all methods of public transport.

" I seemed to have an endless supply of Metcards coming out of my pockets so I decided to UD it"

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.

anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'

by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010

metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".

Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."

by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008

metard

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.

A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.

by Mebegebo August 31, 2012