Metcard
Metcard by deathsquad9 June 21, 2007
Words you can keep
Metcard
A small, reasonably priced disposable card used in Melbourne, it is used as a conveinient ticket for all methods of public transport.
Metcard by Teen Reject October 2, 2005
Rentally Metarded
Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
metard
Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.
Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.
Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.
metard by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010
metard
A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".
Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"
Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."
Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."
Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."
Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."
metard by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026