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Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.
You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.
by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017
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