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Metatard 

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Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.
You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.
Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017
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Metatard 

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Someone who engages in the Meta-game of online games, so deeply is his/her addiction to it, they live it each day, each hour and let it define their lives by it.

"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.
"Holy fuck this twat is one huge Metatard."

"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"

"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"
Metatard by Clearly a Inside Job February 1, 2019
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Metatard • megatard • meatard • meattard • Megatarded • Metatarsalgia • metatarsal phalangic duo • METtard • meth tard • meta-traditionalism

Metatard 

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Some one who is metaphysically retarded.
"How can they believe there are no pedophilia rings in America?"

"They're metatards."
Metatard by halk3n April 14, 2023
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meatard 

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An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.
When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!
meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005
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Megatarded 

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A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.
Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.
Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007
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Meatard 

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A person who eats animal products and experinces extreme cognitive dissonance when a vegan talks about veganism.
Vegan: Eating animals today is unnecessary as we can get all the nutrients and vitamins we need from plants.
Meatard: Animals eat animals tho, lions tho, protein tho, history tho, circle of life tho...
Vegan: You just can’t have a logical debate with a meatard...
Meatard by O’G July 17, 2018
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metatarsal phalangic duo

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When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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