M.A.P.E.
Most
Awkward
Person
Ever
Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.
May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
Awkward
Person
Ever
Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.
May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
John: It was so awkward--Andy asked the CEO like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
M.A.P.E. by Tiger Lily 8 February 25, 2010
