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M.A.P.E. 

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Most
Awkward
Person
Ever

Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.

May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
John: It was so awkward--Andy asked the CEO like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
M.A.P.E. by Tiger Lily 8 February 25, 2010
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S.A.M.P.L.E. 

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Short acronym sometimes used by junior paramedics when doing a patient assessment. Stands for Signs and Symptoms, Allergies, Medications, Past pertinent information, Last oral intake, and Events leading up.
Based on the report, the paramedic's secondary survey touched on all points of the S.A.M.P.L.E. acronym.
S.A.M.P.L.E. by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

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Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.
That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.
P.E.M.D.A.S. by Caywillz July 1, 2011

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

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Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

P.E.M.D.A.S 

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*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

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Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym
"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.
P.E.M.D.A.S. by xanadont69 March 5, 2023

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

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its used to help math student remember the order of operations in this order : parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.

but sadly in middle school advanced honors math they told me that we use g.e.m.d.a.s. which is the same but the "g" means grouping symbols
P.E.M.D.A.S. IS AN ACRONYM FOR :

PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY

OR

( ), x2, 2*2, 1/2, 2+2, 2-56.

THE ABOVE OPERATIONS ARE IN MATH FORM AND ORDER
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