A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.
"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana
"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).