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Lumbersick

You have a problem carrying hoes on your Back You are about to Thrust your back into a Hamster Wheel Because All of this Hoe activities Will Make You Do a Lumbersick, My Back Hurts Because these Hoes been on my genitalia For So Long I don’t Have The Ability To reproduce anymore nor do I need to even think in a sexual manner.
“All These Girls Make me Lumbersick I’m Buotta go crazy bruh”

Keep talking that Smack I’m Buotta Turn Full Lumbersick on Yall”
by MackATony January 28, 2026
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lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.
Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019
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Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"
Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.
by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
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lumberjackolicious

lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.
The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.

Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.
by HJ4H January 12, 2015
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Lumbersnack

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.
by janellejello June 17, 2018
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lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com
Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 4, 2013
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