Lumbersnack

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.

Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.

by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumbersnack

A cute bearded man who wears flannel

Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.

by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersnack

When you can imagine an individual (usually male) who can pull off red checkered shirts, suspenders and denim jeans, in doing so looking like a chunky SNACK!

Damn, George looking like a lumbersnack today!

by P-Esports February 5, 2020

lumbersnack

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009

lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017