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Lumbersnack 

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018
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Lumbersnack 

A cute bearded man who wears flannel
Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersnack 

When you can imagine an individual (usually male) who can pull off red checkered shirts, suspenders and denim jeans, in doing so looking like a chunky SNACK!
Damn, George looking like a lumbersnack today!
Lumbersnack by P-Esports February 5, 2020

lumbersnack 

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.
Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.
Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Sad Lumberjack 

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"
Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.
Sad Lumberjack by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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