by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022
Get the Ludenitis mug.The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.
Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...
by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010
Get the Lukeitis mug.MAIKATI SELSKA "lutenitsa" qla li e?
by 30 inch true dmg February 28, 2017
Get the lutenitsa mug.A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.
1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011
Get the Lumsdenitis mug.Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
by .v. January 11, 2011
Get the Lopenitis mug.The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.
John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012
Get the Lumanitis mug.From Luddite, a person who is anti-technology and enjoys things just as they are. A person who is too dumb, impatient, or lazy to use new technology is described as having a bad case of ludditis
14-year old: hey mom look at this cool new app I downloaded on my phone
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
by redheaded bear September 28, 2011
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