Ludenitis
Ludenitis by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022
Words you can keep
Lukeitis
The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.
Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...
Lukeitis by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010
lutenitsa
lutenitsa by 30 inch true dmg February 28, 2017
Lumsdenitis
A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.
1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
Lumsdenitis by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011
Lopenitis
Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
Lumanitis
The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.
John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
Lumanitis by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012
Ludditis
From Luddite, a person who is anti-technology and enjoys things just as they are. A person who is too dumb, impatient, or lazy to use new technology is described as having a bad case of ludditis
14-year old: hey mom look at this cool new app I downloaded on my phone
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
Ludditis by redheaded bear September 28, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!