Ludenitis
Ludenitis by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022
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Lukeitis
The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.
Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...
Lukeitis by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010
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lutenitsa by 30 inch true dmg February 28, 2017
Lumsdenitis
A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.
1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."
Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"
3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
Lumsdenitis by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011
Lopenitis
Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
Lumanitis
The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.
John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.
John: Dear God, is there a cure?!
Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!
*clanging spoon*
John: NOOOO!!!
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
John: Oh, it was just a dream.
Lumanitis by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012
Ludditis
From Luddite, a person who is anti-technology and enjoys things just as they are. A person who is too dumb, impatient, or lazy to use new technology is described as having a bad case of ludditis
14-year old: hey mom look at this cool new app I downloaded on my phone
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
Mom: get that thing away from me! You know I have no idea what you're talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
Dad: You heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: Jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
Ludditis by redheaded bear September 28, 2011