Definitions by gabulldawg2k

Lukeitis 

The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.

Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...

Lukeitis by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010

BeeringAids 

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

BeeringAids by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009