Lopenitis 

Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."

• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.

Lopenitis by .v. January 11, 2011

Loseritis 

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.

After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.

Loseritis by loseritis patient March 9, 2008

Loveitis 

A medical condition affecting the heart (not the one that pumps blood, the other one). The inflammatory reaction results in swelling, redness, warmth, and pleasure. There is no cure for it.

I need you, I want you, I miss you, I LOVE YOU... like crazy! I'm suffering from loveitis.

-Edward-O & Mella

Loveitis by Dr. Edward-O, MD October 29, 2012

Loganitis 

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.

I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.

Loganitis by The very extremely official April 19, 2022

Lovinitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!

... the doctor on web md said i have lovinitis.

Lovinitis by AFarmer October 6, 2011

loseritis 

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect contact with a loser or a group of losers. Symptoms may vary and include lack of motivation, laziness, vomitting, lack of interest in anything sexually stimulating, low self-confidence, inferiority complex, antisocial behavior, anxiety...

Oh no, you've got loseritis.

loseritis by Justified Existence October 21, 2004

Ludenitis

Getting a red tongue and waking up with bad breath from eating too many cherry cough drops

Carrie has a red tongue and bad breath in the morning due to acute ludenitis.

Ludenitis by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022