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fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
fecal lucidity by Wisk January 31, 2008
An cool and fun crackhead memer who lives the full ABG life for aesthetic purposes.
Tim: Hey John did you see Alicia? She went full Lucrity.
John: Yea man she really changed her life around and shes so much more amazing
Lucrity by Timotree May 18, 2020
An exotic energetic memer who loves Peach Soju and loves raving with her rave baes, she is an fake ABG who loves the ABG AESTHETICS with extended windshield wiper lashes
Vivian: WOW she looks like a Lucrity

Jeremy: She really is a Lucrity
Lucrity by nottcchloe May 19, 2020

Lucridate 

To become profitable
This business is about to finally lucridate!
Lucridate by Lucridity December 1, 2010

terminal lucidity 

so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die
teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die
terminal lucidity by capythany April 2, 2023

Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"
When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.
Fecal Lucidity by MrMethod September 13, 2008